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Drew - Via Twitter
Disregard my last joke tweet, I realized that was just my grocery list. #WhereDoIShop #WouldntYouLikeToKnow #OneJessicaLangeHandJobPlease
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Drew - Via Twitter
I scribbled down a joke before I fell asleep last night, but all I can read is "Hand Job," "Jessica Lange" & "Lentil Soup." #IBetItWasFunny
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Drew - Via Twitter
Ppl always ask me "Drew, whats the secret to ur success?" 2 which I reply IF UR NOT GOING TO BUY ANYTHING THEN GET AWAY FROM MY HOT DOG CART
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just finished reading Carrie. Man, that girl was a beeeooootch. #ButThePromSoundedFun
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I read that #porn causes E.D. in men. I wonder if its watching it or starring in it. Either way Im screwed. Does any1 know the # for Cialis?
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@Savboda I will make u proud, not like that crispy taco dick @GarrettGriess . #TwitterBurn
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I was walking the beach at sunset yesterday, admiring the earths beauty, when I couldnt help but think "I wish genital warts were temporary"
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Drew - Via Twitter
#WhatToSayAfterSex Does anyone know how to get a wine stain out of a ski mask?
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The best, most romantic album to make sweet love to is, without a doubt, the Lion King Soundtrack. #LetsRolePlay #IllBeScar #YouBeRafiki
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Drew - Via Twitter
I really enjoy picking my nose. That is all.
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I cant wait to get my free #PapaJohns #Pizza after the #SuperBowl. I just hope this one has less pubes on it than normal.
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@HeatherDawn9810 @MeganMarieGray Is this a cry for help? Im calling the Spearfish AA group leader now to keep a seat open for you.
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1 of the best movies ever. Wish I had a big wheel. "@bryttnoel: The interior design of the hotel in the movie the shining is so dope #70’s"
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The best thing about pronouncing "fajita" like "vagina" when u order is how quickly the waitress at Chilis calls the police on u. #WetFajita
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Drew - Via Twitter
When I was a kid my friends said u cant get AIDS frm a toilet seat. I wanted 2 prove them wrong so, long story short, they all have AIDS now
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Drew - Via Twitter
The best #WorkoutRoutine: Go 2 Wendys, eat triple Baconator, go 2 gym, stretch for 40 minutes while checking out butts, go home, nap.
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Every time I wake up Im always stuck to the sheets. No more waffles in bed I guess. #WhatWereYouThinking #ItsAlsoThat
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I wish I knew why farts smell like shit. #Mystery
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@MeganSimo Ur sister @LaurenSimonsen told me that u should follow me. I promise u wont regret it. #YouMight
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@MaryahCalkins I just talked to @HeatherDawn9810 and she said u should follow me, I was probably the coolest neighbor u ever had #OrNot
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